if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
my friend’s iphone was stolen from starbucks and she literally found it because the lockscreen was a selfie of her and the person couldn’t explain why they had her selfie as their lockscreen photo
(Source: madfawn)
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
WHAT NOISE EVEN IS THAT
“why wouldn’t you lift your face up?” i’M FUCKING DONE OMG
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i’m sobbing
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG