a snake escaping from the room it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
Ok, this was funnier than it has any right to be.
me walkin in
like what up
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do you all not realize how TERRIFYING this is?!?!?
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dannibannanni reblogged marrymejasonsegelSource: rats808
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So there’s this cat at home that was mine when we got him and even though I see him rarely now because I’m away at school he freaks out when I come home and stays with me basically the whole time. He loves on me very aggressively and it’s just fine because he’s my baby.
WELL I am now like 94% sure he is the reincarnation of a human man who wants to be my lover because today he sat in my lap and reached around and licked the inside of my ear.
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toefox reblogged misfit-t0ySource: jelly-skittles
“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”
Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife
sobbing forever
I need to find me a Peter pan ok
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ianthe reblogged firstofficerwillow
ianthe replied to your post: ianthe replied to your post: [[MOR]two or three…
THE CONSTANT STRUGGLE FORREAL p.s. im 20 please have a crush on me i mean what
YAWNTY PLS I TOTALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU????? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND ADMIRE YOU AND ALSO YOU’RE GORGEOUS WT F
eMOTIONS

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ianthe reblogged thatguyhaunterSource: raptorific
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
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ianthe reblogged fsufeministalumnaSource: splooisars
You guys.
Ohmygod, you guys…
I found out where those gifs came from.



…I was not ready for this
Oh great, I’m on the weird side of tumblr again.
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Danni's Daily Bugle
1. Keith told me this location of Newport Creamery was comparable to Mean Girls. I’m not really sure why because everyone loves me so far. There’s a lot of teamwork that wasn’t part of the last store I was in.
2. I worked with the brand new girl and she’s a sweetheart, even though she got an entire 32 oz Awful Awful (think milkshake) on me today because she hasn’t quite figured out the blender yet.
3. Carryout was DEADDDDDDD. Everyone was like, “No, it gets busy around 8pm.” Then when we got a line of four they were like, “See, I told you it gets busy!” No, bitches. Busy is three lines of 20+ people around the corner. THAT’S what I’m used to. I honestly could have handled carryout by myself tonight without having to split tips.
4. Speaking of tips, I asked if it was a big tip store for carryouts. They were like, “Some nights we get, like, 14$.” I was like, “No, no. I used to take home 40$ a night or more after splitting tips.” They didn’t believe me. Until three hours in I had 20$ in the tip jar. The new carryout girl I was with was like, “Wow, I want to work with you all the time. You bring the money in. People love you!”
5. My first customers were three high as hell black guys. They were laughing with me and shit and they were pretty attractive. They asked me what I was doing after work. I was like, “I’m going home. I’m a broke girl.” They were like, “Nah, nah. We roll with Chief Keef, we’ll take care of money.” I was actually almost tempted but my only change of clothes were sweatpants and flipflops in my car and I’m scared to be alone with three big ass dudes. I had to decline, but with a flirty smile, and then they asked if it was because black guys aren’t my type. Not really the case, but whatever. I’m just too cautious to go out with strangers like that. Maybe I should have slipped them my number on their receipt. Fuck. I dunno. -





